Friday 18 December 2015

Joke Gifts For Women

So, there's a special occasion for a special female friend in your life. Sure, you could go the sentimental route and get her a nice meaningful gift. But it would be a lot more fun for everyone if you got her a gag or joke gift instead. Whether you buy them at the store or make them yourself, gag gifts make everyone laugh and help lighten the mood.


Over-The-Hill Gifts


If your female friend is turning 40, bombard her with over-the-hill gag gifts. Buy or make a pin badge for her to wear that has a funny saying about turning 40, such as, "It took me 40 years to look this good," or "Better over the hill than under it." Another idea is to take a pillbox and put M&M's in each section, separated by color. Give them to your friend with instructions for use, such as "brown pill--to calm chocolate cravings" and "red pill-- to be taken at first sign of hot flashes."


Bachelorette Gag Gifts


If your female friend is getting married, have fun with naughty gag gifts, furry handcuffs, flavored condoms, and other fun items only appropriate for a bachelorette party! Have everyone stuff a gift box full of funny words of wisdom for marriage. Another idea is a honeymoon survival kit filled with naughty toys and other things to help the couple have a fun time in bed. A classic gift at a bachelorette party is a stripper. Rather than a hot guy, make it funny by hiring an old man as a stripper.


Retirement Gag Gifts


If a special woman you know is retiring, present her with funny gifts about being an old-timer. Give her a caution sign that reads, "Senior Moment in Progress." Give her a traffic cone and say it's a hearing aid. Another idea is a box of business cards with her name on it that say something like "happily retired" where her work title should have gone, and a warning not to contact her, where the contact information should be. Fill a jigsaw puzzle box with sawdust and let her know that this puzzle will keep her busy now that she has all this free time.

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